I'd like to introduce a new feature for our podcast which I will call, "Angry Emails." If you have received an angry email that you would like to share with us, please do so and we will dramatically interpret your angry email on our podcast. Please give us a little back story so that we can set it up properly and deliver in with the intended spirit. I, myself, have never received an angry email. Let me correct that. I haven't received angry email from anyone I know. I have received hate mail from Michael Jackson fans. But I'm not counting that because they don't know me. Only people who really know me are permitted to legitimately spill vile sentiments at me via the internet. So far that hasn't happened and I owe that to my pleasant disposition and my restraint from entering Paris Hilton chat rooms and spamming, “Whore!!!” That's why I'm hoping that perhaps you have received angry hate mail so that together we can burst the bubble of the hurtful missive by having fun at the expense of its author.
Here's how I got the idea. My friend, Fini's boyfriend received an angry email from his ex-girlfriend after Fini suggested that perhaps the ex could call him a little less often. I heard the email and I thought, "Gosh, people need to realize just how foolish they come across when typing childishly venomous thoughts and hitting the send button. And what better way to bring this to their attention than by reading these letters aloud. I will be reading Fini's angry ex email on our next podcast.
If you, too, have an angry email that you would like to share, send it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org